I have reluctantly come to the conclusion that castration is the only answer to the catastrophic problems facing our society and world.
The castration of all males at the age of 16 would solve most of the sexual and violent crime problems of this country. It would drain the swamp of aggression in which the progressive spirit of our nation is mired, allowing greater diversity and equality. We would harvest sperm prior to castration for use in the artificial insemination of female single-parents and female same-sex couples.
I will be lobbying for an entry on the ID card database to check the testicular status of EU UK citizen males, in anticipation of a Labour manifesto committment to castration.
In fact, the removal of the penis would be a logical next step as this organ would be defunct...and it would be a liberation statement for all of wimminhood after centuries of phallocentric oppression and testosterone tyranny.
Right on!
ps...do you like the picture? It's the Mutilation of Uranus by Saturn (Vasari and Christofano) from the 16th Century, I saw it in the Palazzo Vecchio in Florence on a school trip many years ago.
